Politics and NASCAR ads
I didn’t used to think much of nascar advertizing, but wouldn’t it be nice on politicians?
Let’s ban straight campaign donations, but allow the sale of suit space for ads. And possibly naming rights for campaigns, careers, etc.
Visualize it.
Visualize it hard. Because that’s real, the picture with the tasteful (if sometimes slightly lumpy in back) suit is the illusion.
Next, hire a new pundit. A guy who’s used to saying “SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY” real loud. Have him announce speeches.
Then, instead of formal draping on those naked statues, we can use hot pink tube tops.
Visualize it. Hear it. Smell the cotton candy and the nitro-fuel.
Visualize it hard, because it is more real than real.
